искал хакпак с усами и бородами для дварфов, а нашёл это ))))
http://nwvault.ign.com/?dir=features...content=081600
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The Top 10 Things You Should Never Say To A Dwarf
10)"We represent the lollipop guild... the lollipop guild... the lollipop guild..." - Tav
9) "Ok now I want you to shake hands with that elf and tell him how much you love him." - Ztin
8) "Good day kind gnome." - Taradir
7) ::Taunting Dwarf with an axe on his belt with Ice cold mug of ale:: "Awww whats the matter? Little dwarfy can't reach the mug?" - Anonymous
6) "How come in all the histories of all the RPG worlds the Elves always beat the Dwarves in some past war?" - Reviler
5) "Are you a man or...? Oh...sorry, the beard confused me, maam." - Ehlanna Winterlark
4) "I've seen gnomes with longer beards!" - Twitch The Bard
3) "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to work we go!" - Dukeleto
2) "I've never seen an elf before! I thought they were taller..." - Lukahn
1) "I'm sorry Sir, but you must be at least *this* tall to buy beer." - Orent "Largo" Tster
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